Animal’s Hump Day News

Happy Hump Day!

If there’s even a hint of truth to this, the schadenfreude will flow like the sweetest of sweet wines.  Excerpt:

A Washington, DC, mom says her political-consultant husband left her for Rep. Ilhan Omar, according to a bombshell divorce filing obtained by The Post.

Dr. Beth Mynett says her cheating spouse, Tim Mynett, told her in April that he was having an affair with the Somali-born US representative — and that he even made a “shocking declaration of love” for the Minnesota congresswoman before he ditched his wife, alleges the filing, submitted in DC Superior Court on Tuesday.

The physician, 55, and her 38-year-old husband — who has worked for left-wing Democrats such as Omar and her Minnesota predecessor, Keith Ellison — have a 13-year-old son together.

“The parties physically separated on or about April 7, 2019, when Defendant told Plaintiff that he was romantically involved with and in love with another woman, Ilhan Omar,” the court papers say.

So, Representative Omar committed adultery?  That’s worse than marrying her brother to aid him in committing immigration and student loan fraud, I think, and would get her stoned to death in the Third World shithole she left behind when she came here to begin her career of bad-mouthing her adopted homeland.

But here’s the onion:

The 37-year-old congresswoman and mom of three paid Tim Mynett and his E. Street Group approximately $230,000 through her campaign since 2018 for fundraising consulting, digital communications, internet advertising and travel expenses.

Omar was spotted enjoying time with Tim Mynett at a California restaurant in March.

So not only is Rep. Omar an adultress, she is arguably guilty of fraud in what has to be an instance of her feathering her love nest.

Really, folks, if the Nut Squad didn’t exist, one would hope someone in the GOP would have had enough wit to invent them.  (That probably assumes facts not in evidence.)  President Trump should, in the course of his campaign, be slapping his opponent with the Nut Squad at every turn; campaigns on both sides have always used painting with a broad brush as a tactic, and it’s a tactic at which the President excels.

The silly season hasn’t even really started yet, and already, things are getting pretty entertaining.