Category Archives: Pet Peeves

Rule Five Annoying A-Holes Friday

Some people just shouldn’t be out wandering around loose.

Case in point: A worker at a California Target store, who was wearing a red Charlie Kirk t-shirt, was berated by an unhinged lunatic calling her a racist. She handled it with grace and self-control, which is more than one can say for the unhinged lunatic.

A medical center caught in the crosshairs of an internet meltdown caused by one of its employees who cussed out a Target worker for wearing a Charlie Kirk T-shirt said that it was overwhelmed by thousands of “profanity-laced” messages.

Mike Wiltermood, president and CEO of California-based Enloe Health, said at a press conference Wednesday that the medical center had received more than 6,000 “profanity-laced” messages since the video went viral earlier in the day.

Wiltermood pleaded with the public to stop calling the center’s primary phone number, as the repeated calls “impeded our ability to serve patients and their families.”

Enloe Health, who apparently employs the unhinged lunatic, released a statement:

Enloe Health acknowledges that the off-hours behavior of a medical assistant employed in one of our outpatient clinics, as depicted in a recent social media post, was abhorrent and deeply concerning to our caregivers, our organization, and our community. The Target employee who was verbally accosted in this post deserves significant credit for handling the situation in a calm and collected manner.

We appreciate the many individuals who have seen this post and exercise restraint as they voice their personal views regarding this situation. Unfortunately, thousands of others have chosen to use profane language to express their disapproval to Enloe caregivers. These comments have overwhelmed our phone systems, impeding our ability to serve patients and their families.

The behavior depicted in this video does not mirror Enloe Health’s core values, and we are committed to doing what is right by taking the actions necessary to protect our patients and community. At this time, we ask for patience, grace and civility as we do so.

Maybe they should ask for some patience, grace and civility from their employee.

In a just world, that employee, who has not been named, would have been summarily dismissed, and indeed, that may well be what happened, although Enloe Heath isn’t saying.

The good news is that the Target employee is now the beneficiary of a GiveSendGo fundraiser that is, as of this writing, approaching $200,000. Let’s hope she takes a nice vacation, or perhaps retires; in either case, hopefully she will be far away from any more unhinged lunatics.

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Animals’ Daily Site Update News

SleepyAs always, be sure to check out the latest in The Crider Chronicles – Confederacy over at Glibertarians.

Now then – remember last week, when I mentioned a new writing gig? Well, that deal fell through, for reasons I won’t go into here, so for the time being, Animal Magnetism will continue as it has.

I’m rather attached to, as one of you recently put it, this little corner of the internet. I may be journalisming professionally these days, but I’ve kept this blog going for over twenty years, in one form or another, and I’m not inclined to let it slide away. So stay tuned! I’m not going anywhere, and neither are my pieces of wit, wisdom, opinionizing, or the occasional Rule Five displays.

Rule Five Indigenous Wisdom Friday

There’s a distinct tendency for some clueless folks to go all misty-eyed and start drooling over the notion of “indigenous wisdom,” namely that a bunch of pre-literate savages with a life expectancy in the twenties with double-digit infant mortality somehow possessed some great store of wisdom and knowledge. They didn’t. Life sucked for those people, and most of the “wisdom” they had in matters like medicine were crap.

But that doesn’t stop the fuzzy-headed brigades. Oh, the primitives did know some remarkable things; they weren’t stupid, just ignorant.

Over the past decade there has been an explosion of interest in indigenous knowledge. The United States, Canada, Australia, and South Africa have been at the forefront of the movement to integrate ‘ancient wisdom’ with modern science and decision-making by applying it to everything from public health to climate change. The appeal is both understandable and alluring. For millennia, indigenous cultures have accumulated a vast repository of information that has helped them to adapt and survive. Prior to European contact, the Quechua of the Andes used quinine from the bark of the cinchona tree to treat fevers. It later proved to be the first effective treatment for malaria. Salicin from the willow tree was used by tribes in the Americas to treat pain, fever, and inflammation and led to the development of aspirin. The active ingredient in snakeroot,  reserpine, was used for centuries by native peoples in India to treat high blood pressure and was adopted by Western physicians as an early treatment for hypertension. From stellar navigation to sophisticated construction techniques, agricultural innovations, and hunting strategies, indigenous knowledge has made significant contributions to human progress.  

Here’s the onion:

While these achievements deserve respect, many practices promoted under the banner of indigenous knowledge lack scientific merit and should be approached with caution. In Australia, attempts to incorporate the Aboriginal practice of ‘spiritual healing’ into the health system have been met with alarm as it involves a belief in sorcery and supernatural intrusions rather than biological agents. In the United States, alternative treatments include Native American herbal remedies, spiritual ceremonies, and sweat lodges. The use of these untested therapies divert valuable resources away from evidence-based medicine and can legitimize ineffective alternatives. In some cases cancer patients have refused proven treatments for traditional remedies.  

I’ll be a little more direct: Rubes are being taken in by charlatans peddling non-scientific woo in the name of indigenous wisdom, or something.

Leave it to South Park to ridicule this nitwittery (yes, that is Tommy Chong’s voice at the end):

This isn’t unique to the West. In places like China, ignorant rubes still believe stupid crap like the magic healing properties of rhinoceros horns, which is creating a huge black market for smuggled rhino horn; this leads to poaching, which leads to rhinos being an endangered species. That sucks.

It would be great if these nitwits would stop believing in fairy tales. Modern medicine isn’t perfect, but it sure beats going to a tribal with doctor when you have a brain tumor.

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Rule Five Bad Ideas Friday

Well, this seems like a remarkably bad idea. Like so many of the nation’s cities, Anchorage has a problem with street people, setting up massive tent cities, in which prostitution rings, open-air drug markets, not to mention basic sanitation problems arise. That’s bad enough, but now Anchorage is proposing to spend $18 million for shelter services for these people – and wait until you see the punch line.

The Anchorage Assembly is holding a work session Monday, July 28, to deliberate two major contract awards totaling over $18 million for congregate shelter services aimed at chronically homeless individuals who are not adaptable to other forms of shelter because they generally cannot follow rules of more structured shelters.

The proposed awards come as part of Request for Proposal 2025P012:

  • Assembly Memorandum AM 562-2025 recommends awarding up to $11,115,360 to MASH Property Management, LLC.
  • Assembly Memorandum AM 567-2025 recommends awarding up to $7,147,126 to Henning, Inc.

Both contracts would be administered through the Anchorage Health Department, with the total not-to-exceed amounts contingent on all renewal options being exercised.

Did you get that? Chronically homeless individuals who are not adaptable to other forms of shelter because they generally cannot follow rules of more structured shelters. In other words, the worst of the worst, and while I suppose this may get some of them off the street, it’s a safe bet they won’t be locked in – but they will be all nicely contained in one place.

The stated goal of the funding is to provide safe, supervised, and appropriate congregate shelter environments for individuals who have not successfully transitioned to other housing models such as low-barrier shelters, hotel conversions, or permanent supportive housing.

This is almost certainly due to the fact that these incorrigibles are addicts, mentally ill, criminals, or some combination of those things. These are the worst of the worst, and Anchorage’s plan is apparently, to… warehouse them?

The city, like so many of our (Democrat-run) cities, has spent millions on this problem, and it just keeps getting worse.

A 2023 report noted that Anchorage had spent $161 million on the crisis since 2020, an average of roughly $40 million per year. That figure is likely only a portion of the real costs.

Despite the enormous outlay, residents of Anchorage continue to grapple with escalating problems associated with chronic hobo lifestyles, including shoplifting and camp violence fueled by alcohol and drug transactions and addiction.

Forget what the city paid out to do… nothing. What are the costs to Anchorage residents and businesses who have to deal with this, day in, day out?

The city of Anchorage is utterly failing to deal with this problem, and the bad thing is, given the municipality’s typical voting patterns in recent years, it looks like things are going to have to get a lot worse before they get better.

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Rule Five Terms You Shouldn’t Use Friday

I have run this piece several times in the last few years, and thought it was time to trot it out as a reminder.

English is a language that’s forever changing; it’s been said that while other languages adopt words and phrases, English chases other languages down dark alleys, hits them over the head and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.  (This observation is made more poignant for yr. obdt. as this Friday finds my own dear Mrs. Animal and me in Japan, where I am functionally illiterate and struggle to make myself understood because I don’t savvy the lingo.)

But even English has standards, and as a popular American talk-radio guy is fond of saying, words mean things.  So here are some words and phrases that people need to stop abusing.

Capitalism

This, like many on the list, is bandied about by plenty of folks who should know better.  Here’s the reason people should stop usingthis word: “Capitalism,” unlike socialism and communism, doesn’t have an underlying ideology or set of dogma.  There’s no -ism there; it’s just liberty.  What we call capitalism is in fact the free, unfettered, lassaiz-faire of people doing exactly what they choose to do with their own skills, abilities, finances and resources, unfettered by government, unshackled by regulation.  It is people freely choosing what the do with their wealth.  It is the result of free trade, where people exchange value for value by choice, in voluntary transactions in which both parties gain.  It is a market unhampered by any meddling, where the economic trends are not forced from above by fiat but the results of millions of people making trillions of economic decisions, ever hour, every day, in a great freewheeling machine that no person or group of people could ever hope to control without screwing the whole thing up.  This has been demonstrated time and a-damned-gain, see Venezuela, Cuba and Zimbabwe for recent examples.

Gun Violence

Guns are inanimate objects.  There can be no such thing as “gun violence.”  There is only violence, planned and perpetrated by people.

This one is especially egregious as used in policy debates today, because, even though far more people un the United States today are murdered by fists and feet, nobody talks about “fist violence.”  It is only when guns are involved that this term is dragged out.

Whether deliberate or intentional, the term distracts from the real problem – that bad people do bad things – and focuses instead on chunks of plastic, wood and metal that can take no action and possess no moral agency or capacity.  A gun by itself is a moral null; it can take no action and left alone, will never hurt anything or anyone.  It is only when a human being picks up that gun and uses it for good or ill that any judgement of violence can come into the picture.

Privilege

Deriving from a Latin term that translates loosely as “private law,” this is another term that is badly abused in today’s discourse, mostly be people who don’t know what the hell they’re talking about.

American treasure Thomas Sowell noted that “privilege” is the idea that a white coal miner in West Virginia has some unseen advantages over a black Harvard graduate in New York.  As used in such a manner, it trivializes people and assigns them arbitrary categories based on their skin color, ethic background or religious affiliation; in other words, it’s bigotry, pure and simple.  As a middle-aged white male, I am supposed to meekly acknowledge the benefits of “privilege,” even though my Dad was a farmer most of his life, I went to college on the GI Bill and have worked for and earned everything I have.  I guess my privilege isn’t firing on all cylinders.

Decimate/Decimation

Decimation is a term that originated in the Roman army.  When a legion was seen to have failed in courage, one soldier of every ten was executed, pour encourager les autre.  (Voltaire would have loved these guys.)  The literal meaning of the term “decimate” means exactly that – to reduce in number by ten percent.

So, when a vapid talking head on a news program makes that claim that a certain terrorist group has been “decimated” he is saying that they managed to engage a nation-state’s military and only took ten percent casualties.  That’s a pretty good performance by a bunch of illiterates with AK-47s and an absolute cluster-fuck on the part of any modern military.

Democracy

The United States is a Constitutional Republic, not a democracy.

In fact, our Constitution, probably the most effective governing document in the history of mankind as it was originally written, contains specific safeguards against direct democracy.  The Senate is one of those safeguards.  The Electoral College is another.

Noticed, have you, that those are two institutions that the political Left in this country would like to do away with?

We do not nor should we have government by direct democracy.  That is no more than mob rule or, as Benjamin Franklin was rumored to have said, “two wolves and a sheep voting on what’s for dinner.”  We have a Republic, with a Constitution that clearly defines the roles and the limitations on the various branches of government.  We have a Senate that was originally supposed to represent the interests of their states, and we have an Electoral College to make sure that a few high-population states don’t end up dictating to the entire country.  Let’s keep it that way.

This isn’t intended to be a comprehensive list.  But it’s a good start.

Any suggested additions?