Sometimes you just have to wonder what the hell people on the left are thinking. Now it’s your dog’s impact on the climate. Yes, really. My good friend and RedState colleague Bob Hoge reported the other day on just that. Read:
Sometimes you can’t help but wonder: how do the progressive scolds who constantly shame everyone else for routine actions ever get out of bed in the morning with the burdens they carry? They worry they’re using too much water to brush their teeth, they can’t take a vacation because the emissions from the car or plane will cause the demise of us all, and the CO2 they emit with each breath spells disaster.
They constantly fret over the consumption of meat, the use of everyday household appliances that make our lives better, and any other progress that has brought our civilization into the 21st Century.
Now the Associated Press is highlighting the latest idiocy out of the National Academy of Sciences, which has determined that your pooch is contributing to the possible death of human society:
The top three individual actions that help the climate, including avoiding plane flights, choosing not to get a dog and using renewable electricity, were also the three that participants underestimated the most. Meanwhile, the lowest-impact actions were changing to more efficient appliances and swapping out light bulbs, recycling, and using less energy on washing clothes. Those were three of the top four overestimated actions in the report.
No one cares, AP.
This has to be the dumbest damn thing I’ve read in weeks – the AP’s hand-wringing, not Bob’s excellent takedown of it. Now Bob is a dog person himself, and so has some rather pointed opinions on these assertions:
If I were less polite, I’d tell them exactly where they can stick this study:
Why dogs have a big climate impact
Dogs are big meat eaters, and meat is a significant contributor to climate change. That is because many of the farm animals, which will become food, release methane, a greenhouse gas that contributes to climate change. Beef is especially impactful, in part because around the world cattle are often raised on land that was illegally deforested. Since trees absorb carbon dioxide, the most abundant greenhouse gas, cutting them to then raise cattle is a double whammy.
Tough shit, AP.
Look, you’re going to go precisely nowhere with trying to convince people to either give up Man’s Best Friend, or at least to try to get Fido to eat his veggies. Dogs are obligate carnivores; like cats, they
need meat.
Besides, the relationship between humans and dogs is unique. Of all our domestic animals, dogs joined humans voluntarily, out of mutual benefit. One could argue that cats did as well, but as Rudyard Kipling so aptly noted, cats did so mostly for their own benefit. Dogs and humans both gain from being around each other; they help us hunt, they guard our homes, they love us unconditionally. I’ve always said, if anyone claims you can’t buy love, tell them to buy a puppy.
We’re keeping our mutts, AP. The climate will look after itself.