…From our blogger pals at The Daley Gator.  It seems Her Royal Highness Hillary I has vowed to investigate UFOs once she is elected President.  Excerpt:

Hillary Clinton has just pledged to investigate the Area-51 military site for the existence of extraterrestrial life forms.

In a recent interview with New Hampshire newspaper, The Conway Daily Sun, Clinton was asked if she would investigate UFOs. She responded:

“Yes, I’m going to get to the bottom of it.” Adding that “we don’t know for sure” if intelligent life forms have visited Earth. “I think we may have been [visited already.] We don’t know for sure,” she said.

And she claims to be stable and intelligent enough to be President?  If I were writing parody, I could scarcely come up with anything better than this.  What a clueless old bat.