Random Lawyer Joke

Smiling BearBecause who doesn’t love lawyer jokes?

A man, slightly under the influence, stands up in a bar and shouts, “All lawyers are assholes!”

Down the bar, another man slams his hand down on the bar and shouts back, “I resent that remark!”

The first man sneers, “Why, are you a lawyer?”

“No,” the second man replies, “I’m an asshole!”