I saw a bumper sticker today here in the deep-deep-blue state of Massachusetts:  “My Cat is a Democrat.”

Before you cry “oh, how pathetic,” give this a moment’s thought.  Cats are lazy, they live in our homes at our expense, sleeping through the day and eating on our tab; they have a Brobdingnagian sense of entitlement, and view normal humans as servants.  Finally, they seem to have a major problem with humans doing anything that may be enjoyable.

Sounds like a Democrat to me.