Animal’s Hump Day News

Happy Hump Day!

Democrats probably should replace Biden at the convention – but this will bring about a 1968-level division in their ranks.  This will be seen as a rebellion, and who are they going to replace him with?  Kamala Harris, that cackling imbecile whose political career started with her atop Willie Brown’s penis?  Gavin Newsom, who has run California into the ground? They really don’t have any good options here.

And so…

On To the Links!

This is belaboring the obvious, but important all the same.

Yes, the Cass report should upend a lot of things. Will it?

I usually call The Nation’s Jeet Heer an idiot, but he has a point here.

Because they know they’ll get their asses kicked?

Abortion or Inflation: Which Will Matter More in 2024? Inflation. Bet on it.

Tax Day.

Joe Biden couldn’t empathy his way out of a wet paper bag.

National Treasure Dr. Victor Davis Hanson on the 2024 election.

Dexter Reed fucked around and found out.

Another day, another nutbar.

Best way to cure this? Tire marks on arms and legs.

People should listen to this young woman.

Mexico has fentanyl shortages.  Who knew?

I have no idea what might make someone do this.

RFK Jr. Isn’t a Spoiler.  Narrator: “RFK Jr. was a spoiler.”

This is also belaboring the obvious.

This Week’s Idiots:

MSNBC’s Ja’han Jones is an idiot.

Salon’s Chauncey DeVega is an idiot.

MSNBC’s Krity Greenburg is an idiot.

The Nation’s Chris Lehmann (Repeat Offender Alert) is an idiot.

Slate’s Jeremy Stahl is an idiot.

Dafuq is in the water at The Nation, anyway?

This Week’s Cultural Edification:

Back in the late Eighties, I had the hots for Bangles lead singer Susanna Hoff in the worst way – and honestly, she still looks great today, as opposed to, say, that botox and plastic-surgery-ridden old saddlebag Madonna.  The Bangles did some great stuff, including their 1988 album Everything, which included this song featuring Susanna Hoff doing her stuff; here, then, is the official video for In Your Room.  Enjoy.