Animal’s Hump Day News

Happy Hump Day!

Today should be the day the impeachment fiasco ends.  And, sadly, the Democratic Senators who are currently running for President (what, like half of them?) will be released on to the campaign trails again, to resume out-promising each other with more and more offerings of Free Shit.  But we’ll comment more on that later.

And now…

On To the Links!

Remember yesterday’s installment?  The Democrat’s 2020 strategy is apparently to insult anyone who disagrees with them.

The oncoming debt wave.  Hunker down!

Denver indulges in an exercise in futility.

Because higher taxes always solve the problem.

President Trump’s 2020 campaign strategy, revealed.  Honestly, the biggest hurdle for the Democrats to overcome is incumbency, traditionally the biggest hurdle for challengers.  The other is the fact that all of their front-runner candidates are nucking futz.

Robert Stacy McCain describes the real-life Blade Runner, now in San Francisco.

The daffy old Bolshevik from Vermont leads the Democrat pack in carbon-spewing private jet travel.  But the rules don’t apply to Top Men!

YOU MANIACS!  YOU BLEW IT ALL UP!  Ah, damn you!  Damn you all to Hell!

Fucking savages.

New York’s “Affordable Housing” makes everything worse.

Germany needs a bigger, stronger army.  Sure, what could possibly go wrong?

Congresswoman Crazy Eyes skipped last night’s State of the Union speech.  The correct answer is “who gives a shit?”

Utter horseshit.

This Week’s Idiots:

OK, only yesterday, I know I expressed my distaste for calling someone stupid because they disagree with someone else.  But let me point out that in this section, I am 1) describing a specific instance in which someone makes a stupid statement or does a stupid thing, rather than calling them stupid in general (even if it may be true) and B) the people in question really did do something that is objectively an act of utter nitwittery.  So, with that said:

Bernie Sanders, the daffy old Bolshevik from Vermont, is an idiot.

Ilhan Omar is an idiot.

Rep. Ayanna Pressley (D-MA) is an idiot.  Seriously, read that statement; it’s a content-free word salad.

And Now…

It’s been a fun week, and more to come.  Watch for that famous/infamous acquittal vote today!

So, on that rather abbreviated note, we return you to your Wednesday, already in progress.