The circus in the Imperial City continues apace, China has produced a possible pandemic, some sportsball guy and his daughter was (sadly) killed in a helicopter crash.
On the other hand, the sun still came up this morning; children are still playing, business is still humming, pretty girls haven’t lost their appeal, and back home in Colorado, the mountains are still there, waiting on my next visit.
Sometimes a fella just has to calm down and remind himself to take an even strain, you know? And, with that said…
On To the Links!
I’ll take “Shit That Never Happened” for $500, Alex.
The House is considering rescinding the ban on earmarks. Of course they are.
Angling to emigrate to the U.S. for the generous welfare benefits? Not so fast.
And in that same case, Justice Gorsuch lays a beat-down on some lower-court judges. About damn time!
Consider the curious case of one Hunter Biden, whose main accomplishments in life have been 1) getting kicked out of the Navy for cocaine use, 2) conducting an affair with his dead brother’s widow, 3) knocking up a stripper, and 4) inexplicably parlaying those previous three assets into a million-dollar-a-year gig with a Ukrainian energy company. I’m sure his family connections have nothing to do with that last bit. Now, if his name was Cheney, that’d be a much different story.
(The U.S. Senate): “Wait, wait – there were eighteen witnesses?”
Gun Dog Magazine is at the 2020 SHOT show, and they are presenting the best upland game shotguns for 2020. Many nice pieces, but I’ll keep my Citori and my Model 12s.
This Week’s Idiots:
The Colorado Legislature in increasingly the habitat of idiots.
CNN Chief Legal Analyst Jeffrey Toobin is an idiot.
Need to take away the sting of this week’s idiots? I think we need to take away the sting of this week’s idiots. Let’s end the day with some bonus Hump Day totty from the archives.
And Now…
On that toothsome note, we return you to your Wednesday, already in progress.
