Animal’s Hump Day News

Happy Hump Day!

Let’s look at a cavalcade of tidbits today.

The Fruits of Socialism Part I:  Venezuelans are going without water and electricity.  Color me (hah) shocked.

Woman listens to “alternative therapist,” ends up with brain damage.  One wonders how much damage you can suffer to something she apparently wasn’t using anyway.

Real Products That Exist:  Earthworm Jerky.  Uh, no.  Just… no.  I’ve eaten some oddball things in my day (opossum, raccoon, rattlesnake and so on) but… no.

Hispanics may be boosting the President’s re-election odds.  It’s way to early to be making predictions like this, folks.

This guy may have found traces of the actual day the (non-avian) dinosaurs died.  This is pretty cool – a once in a lifetime discovery.

The Fruits of Socialism Part II:  North Korea, that Stalinist state run by a stunted little gargoyle with bad hair from a long line of stunted little gargoyles with bad hair, may be running out of food and oil.

Auntie Nancy warns daffy old Uncle Joe:  “Watch those hands, Buster.”

Russian candy bars have a secret ingredient:  Blood.  Verdilak was unavailable for comment.

The Fruits of Socialism, Part III:  Maduro is now propped up by Russia; Putin violates the Monroe Doctrine, correctly assuming he’ll get away with it.

Here, since this was a content-light post, enjoy something from the archives as a consolation prize:

On that note, we return you to your Wednesday, already in progress.