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That famous right-wing extremist Piers Morgan is after the Four Nitwits of the Apocalypse, warning that if the Democrats don’t muzzle them, then President Trump is sure to win re-election.  Excerpt:

Who would Donald Trump most like to face as Democrat nominee in the forthcoming 2020 election?

I’d hazard a guess it would be a young, female, screechy, super-woke, easily triggered radical socialist snowflake with a disdainful view of America.

In fact, I can narrow it down more specifically to any one of the Squad – the four newly elected firebrand Democratic congresswomen of color currently lighting up U.S. politics: Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, Ilhan Omar, Rashida Tlaib and Ayanna S. Pressley.

They are what President Trump would categorize as perfect electoral fodder.


Because he knows most Americans would never vote for a diehard socialist to run the country.

In fact, there’s never been a genuine socialist U.S. president in the country’s 243-year history.

Oh, there have been many presidents who’ve rolled out socialist programs, like Franklin D. Roosevelt’s New Deal.

But none of them has identified as a socialist.

The Squad proudly bleed pure unadulterated socialism from every pore.

It’s in their DNA.

That DNA, frankly, comes from the shallow end of the gene pool.  Not because any of the Twit Squad are black, brown, or purple – but because they’re stupid.

Bear in mind that Morgan would love little more than to see President Trump defeated in 2020.  And bear in mind, President Trump is making damn sure that he keeps spinning up the Twit Squad with every tweet he issues.  He’s a marketing guy, he understands messaging, and the Twits have a great message – for Trump.  The secret ingredient to the President’s 2020 winsauce is going to be making sure the Four Nitwits stay front and center in the eyes of the public.  They will be the face of the Democratic Party whether the DNC likes it or not, and whoever gets the Dem nomination for 2020 will be running with these four dimwits looking over his/her shoulder.

That’s got to be causing some wide grins on Team Trump right about now.