It seems there is now a super-banana. The bananas are engineered to contain boosted levels of several essential vitamins. One wonders if this will get the anti-GMO nitwits all spun up, and if they will attempt to deprive African children of a tasty source of essential vitamins.
Star within a star discovered. Insert the obligatory joke about the marital lives of Hollywood actors here.
On that note: Why are these bears having oral sex? Now there’s a question you didn’t expect to see asked.
From the “answers to questions nobody is asking” category: Mystery solved: why a Turkish family walks on all fours.
What if the Earth stopped spinning? (video.) Maybe all of the politicians would be flung into space – in which case it would be tempting to conclude it was worth it.
Finally, bonobos reveal the evolution of human kindness. Since there seems to be a rather dramatic shortage of human kindness going around the world at the moment, maybe we should ask the bonobos for a refresher lesson?
On that kindly note, we return you to your Tuesday, already in progress.