Mind you, in all three cases, I’m belaboring the obvious here. But what the hell.
Food is not art. I’m inclined to agree, seeing as to where it ends up. I’ve eaten some damn fine meals in my day, but really, it’s all just fuel. Back in my days in Uncle Sam’s service, we used to say about particularly useless troops that all they did was “suck up oxygen and turn food into shit.” Well, no matter what the input…
Although most of reason I’m inclined to agree with this is because of the ridiculous celebrity worship of asshole prima donna “chefs.” Fuck those guys.
A Nebraska school district plans to start randomly testing students for nicotine. Fuck off, slavers! And here’s the kicker: In Nebraska, e-cigarettes are legal for users 18 and up, but lawmakers are trying to raise the age to 19. Oh, for crying out loud. More graduated age-of-majority horseshit. More overbearing nanny-state government. And in Nebraska, even. What assholes.
You can’t beat this headline: Horny Teacher Sentenced to Prison.
Now imagine the reporting if the sexes of teacher and student were reversed. The likely outcome is left as a thought exercise for the reader.
Her Imperial Majesty Hillary I, Dowager Empress of Chappaqua, just keeps piling up the security violations. It would be nice to think that she might somehow, someday face some kind of consequences for this; most folks would be in Leavenworth by now, making big rocks into little rocks. But we all know that petty laws don’t apply to the Clintons.
And on that rather discouraging note, we return you to your Thursday, already in progress.