Animal’s Daily News

laughing_bearWell, what do you know.  North Korea is losing Internet access.  Both North Korean computers are reportedly unable to connect.  Excerpt:

North Korea is having major Internet problems, just days after President Barack Obama promised a proportional response to the devastating hacks against Sony.

The country, which the FBI accused last week of the cyberattack, is suffering a total Internet outage that experts at DYN Research said is out of the ordinary, as first reported by North Korea Tech. According to the research firm, North Korea’s Internet connectivity grew steadily worse beginning Sunday night, and then went completely offline Monday morning.

“I haven’t seen such a steady beat of routing instability and outages in KP before,” Doug Madory, director of Internet analysis at DYN Research, told North Korea Tech. “Usually there are isolated blips, not continuous connectivity problems. I wouldn’t be surprised if they are absorbing some sort of attack presently.”

Yeah, as if.

Let’s hope it is an attack, preferably one orchestrated by the United States.  Let’s hope that the stunted little gargoyle from a long line of stunted little gargoyles that runs North Korea figures out that the attack was orchestrated by the United States.  Let’s hope he calls the White House to complain.  Let’s hope President Obama tells him “Yeah, it was us.  What ya gonna do about it, putz?”

While I’m hoping for those things, I may as well hope for Scarlett Johansson to come sit on my lap and nibble on my ear, because that ain’t gonna happen, either.

Next move?  Let’s take down their power grid and plunge North Korea into darkness.

Oh, wait…