Once more our thanks go out to Pirate’s Cove and The Other McCain for the Rule Five links!

Some random links for today:

Chimps Recognize Butts The Same as Faces.  Unlike many Congressmen, who are unable to distinguish between butt and face.

The Biggest Junk Science for 2016.  In all fairness, both The Donald and Green candidate Jill Stein ascribe to some nitwittery or other.

On that note, here are the top science websites for 2016.  Virtually nitwittery-free.

Oh, and last but not least, the worst science web sites.  Just chuck-full of nitwittery.

Speaking of junk science; Why Sexual Desire is Objectifying and Wrong.  Oh, horseshit.  Sexual desire is one of the best things about life; the only way sexual desire and the satisfying of such is morally wrong is if both parties are not legal, competent adults.

If so, it’s nobody else’s business.  Author Raja Halwani – not to put too fine a point on it – needs to fuck off.

Monkey see, Monkey do, Monkey… talk?

On that simian note, we return you to your Friday, already in progress.