Animal’s Daily News


First up, thanks once more to The Other McCain for the Rule Five links, and to The Daley Gator for the callout to our posts on the ISIS assholes.  Thanks guys!  Now, on to a Science Tuesday compendium.

Defecation Really Is Fascinating.  Not that fascinating.  Not even when…

No, never mind.  I’m not going there.

The World Could Be Nuclear-Powered by 2040.  As opposed to Kate Beckinsale, who I’m pretty sure is nuclear-powered now.

Kate Beckinsale
Nuclear Energy.

Am I right?  Or am I right?

In the Caribbean there is a rat the size of a cat.  OK, well, it’s really more of a guinea pig the size of a cat.  That’s a big rodent.

Why Do Men Even Exist?  Well, someone has to reach the stuff up on the highest shelves and open stubborn pickle jars.

OK, priorities:  Here’s a map of the most popular beers of the world.  Number one in the USA is…

…Bud Light?

Germany has at least four beers better than that:

And on that sudsy note, we return you to your Tuesday, already in progress.