I can’t come up with anything that’s funnier than the actual headline, so here it is:
Nudists spot plenty of great tits as they strip off for sponsored bird walk
Yes, there actually is a bird called the Great Tit. In fact tits are a widespread, large family of small passerine birds that are found all over; we have some pretty nice tits right around here, as both our Black-Capped and Boreal Chickadees are tits.
Back to the story:
Naked walkers went in search of great big birds in a nature stroll to remember.
Nudists took part in the charity walk to spot great tits and other British beauties to raise funds for the British Heart Foundation.
Nature lovers stripped off for the charity march in late July at the RSPB Rainham Marshes, a former MOD firing range now turned into a reserve for wildlife to flourish.
The British Naturism group say the event, attended by 39 of their members, was a “great success”.
Speaking on their website, they said: “The reserve is a former MOD firing range which has now been taken over by the RSPB.
“On the southern perimeter is the Thames and walkers viewed a huge cruise ship pass by, heading to the sea, as they walked round the flat marshland amongst the pools and viewing hides.
If you’re at work, I don’t recommend lingering on the accompanying photos.
I imagine some people might get a bit exercised about folks wandering about in the all-together looking at tits, but I can’t see much issue in it. They apparently had it arranged in advance, and seem to be trying to stay abreast of any local objections to the practice. And I’m sure the outing will provide some great mammaries for all participants, long into the future.
Maybe on their next outing, they could go look for Boobies.
