Animal’s Daily News

25025_192456914226081_436228746_nA few headlines:

The Senate argues gun control.  A lot of posturing, a lot of hot air; in the end, nothing much will happen.  That’s almost certainly for the best; government is at its least harmful when it simply does nothing.

Speaking of which:  What’s missing from the Senate’s gun-control bill? Quite a lot, apparently.

Carrying a Gun Saved My Life:  The Ryan Moore story.  This kind of thing happens more than some of the Senators named in the stories above would like to admit.

Girl_GunAlso:  Women Prefer AR-15s.

Change of topic:  Are we slipping back into a recession?  The next two quarters will tell the tale, but 2012′s Q4 wasn’t encouraging.

Finally, on taxes:  It seems people really do vote with their feet.  This discovery rates at the “No shit, Sherlock” level of the resoundingly obvious.

Have a superior Thursday, True Believers.

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Happy Hump Day!

Happy Hump Day!

Wednesday again already?

Now it’s possible – maybe – to map extrasolar planets.  Excerpt:

Astronomers could one day create rough maps of far-away planets using information taken from starlight reflection, determining the balance of oceans, lands and overhanging clouds.

The software can take a point of reflected starlight from an exoplanet to tease apart the unique signals required to form a rough map. Developed by planetary scientist Nicolas Cowan and presented this month at a meeting of the American Astronomical Society in Long Beach, Calif., it is inspired by a technique originally developed to distinguish between natural surfaces – such as forests – and unnatural ones like military bunkers in satellite images of Earth.

Because there is currently no telescope powerful enough to directly photograph a faraway rocky planet, Cowan tested the software on images of Earth taken from a distant vantage point in space by NASA’s Deep Impact spacecraft as part of the EPOXI mission.

Until now, of course, just detecting exoplanets was hard enough, especially small, rocky Earthlike ones.  Now, if this new technique bears fruit (ha) it may be possible to detect planets with forests and oceans.  It might not be necessary to travel to new planets to find ones that harbor life.

Were it to happen that astronomers did detect a planet with forests and oceans, it really would be a game-changer in the area of space exploration.  Imagine a habitable planet, with oxygen in the atmosphere and the distinct tints of water vapor and chlorophyll in the spectrum of light reflected from the surface.  Imagine that this planet is within, say, forty light-years.

Mankind’s incentive to leap out of the solar system will have just been magnified, many times over.

Wow

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What might happen next in the East China Sea?  Japan and China are snapping at each other yet again.  Excerpt:

Splashing-BearsIt’s been easy of late to get hyperbolic about the chance of conflict in East Asia. China appears to be the first serious military challenger America has had since the Soviet Union, and it is clearly beginning to throw its weight around in the waters of Asia. Especially raising tensions in the region is a passel of territorial disputes over islets that has pitted China against countries in southeast and northeast Asia and put Japan at odds with all its major neighbors. But the one key disagreement is between Japan and China in the East China Sea. There, an archipelago called the Senkaku Islands is claimed by Japan, Taiwan, and China. The islands sit near rich undersea oil and gas deposits, but, being situated just northeast of Taiwan, they also are in a crucial strategic location. They form the southernmost link in a chain of islands (including Okinawa and others) held by Japan that separate the East China Sea from the Pacific. The chain that ends with the Senkakus thus acts as a defensive barrier that conceivably could be used to prevent Chinese naval vessels from entering the wider Pacific.

Thus, Japan’s control of the islands presents a problem for Beijing. The history is murky, but Japanese control really didn’t start until the late 19th century. In 1945, the U.S. took over the Senkakus, and it returned them (along with Okinawa) to Tokyo’s administrative control in 1972. In recent years, however, basically since oil and gas were discovered nearby, China has reasserted a historical claim to the islands. Since the possibility of extractable energy reserves was discovered a decade ago, both Japan and China have tussled over whose islands (and resources) they really are. Half-hearted attempts at joint explorations for oil and gas have foundered due to mistrust and nationalistic intransigence.

 Then the situation exploded over the summer of 2012. Japan’s government, controlled by the now-opposition Democratic Party of Japan, decided to buy three of the islands from their private owner, in a bid to forestall Tokyo’s nationalistic governor from purchasing them for the metropolitan government. This set off massive protests across China and a several-week-long boycott of Japanese goods; major Japanese businesses operating in China temporarily closed their doors last autumn.

What was more dangerous, however, was a game of chicken that began in the waters off the Senkakus. Beijing dispatched private fishing boats and maritime patrol vessels on a near-daily basis to the islands, and Japan responded with its coast guard. The two countries have now faced off regularly in the waters around the Senkakus, sometimes with a dozen ships or more.

There’s a problem, of course.  Neither Japan nor China has the capacity to project power over across more than a few miles of blue water.  China can launch ballistic missiles, it’s true – missiles either tipped with nuclear warheads, a big, fat line even China is certainly unwilling to cross, or missiles tipped with conventional warheads – too little, too few.  China now has an aircraft carrier, it’s true.  Their carrier has no air wing to speak of, and it is the flower of 1980 Soviet technology; hardly a match for even one of the United States’ remaining nuclear carriers.

Cantsee BearIt’s an interesting situation.  There is a lot of history between the two countries; a lot of bad blood within (barely) living memory.  Japan is, no doubt, apprehensive about America’s willingness – and ability – to hold up treaty obligations to protect the Land of the Rising Sun.  China is gunning to be a dominant power in the Pacific.

Welcome to 1939, True Believers.  Things in this part of the world may grow interesting indeed.

Goodbye, Blue Monday

Goodbye, Blue Monday

Goodbye, Blue Monday!

How do you catch an escaped crocodile?  Very, very carefully.  Excerpt:

In Limpopo, South Africa, it has been a busy week for crocodile trappers. Last Sunday around 15,000 of the scuttling predators pulled off a mass escape from the province’s Rakwena crocodile farm. Heavy flooding forced the farmers to open their gates to keep the walls from crumbling, sweeping their reptilian livestock away down the Limpopo river.

The four-legged escapees have now been sighted as far as 75 miles from the farm, with reports of one turning up on a school rugby pitch and others circling a family awaiting rescue from the floods. The majority are still at large, but several thousand have already been recovered. So how exactly do you trap one of the world’s oldest predators?

“I’d be very surprised if they caught them all,” says crocodile expert Iri Gill, of the Reptile House at London Zoo. “It is very, very difficult. Basically if the animal is of a manageable size you would just try and sneak up and grab it. Or you try and improvise some kind of blindfold and then try and jump on the crocodile. If the animal is of a decent size – anything over 5ft – then you would probably use some kind of noose or a snare or some kind of jaw Albertrope.”

What, exactly, is a “manageable size” for an armored, primeval crocodilian, to enable sneaking up and grabbing?  Or using a jaw rope?  That’s probably not something I’d want to try; in taking on a crocodile, it seems a heavy rifle is in order, preferably fired from some little distance.

Still.  Crocodile farming.  Makes the Old Man’s long-ago herd of Black Angus cattle look downright pedestrian.