Bye Bye, 2012. Welcome 2013!

Happy New Year!Thanks once again to The Other McCain for the Rule Five callout!

Here at the Casa de Animal we maintain a large wildlife feeding station, and for a house in the suburbs we get a lot of traffic.  Our close proximity to a huge state park and reservoir means that there is ample wildlife in the area; we have had deer in the neighborhood and in warm weather, when windows are open, it’s not unusual to hear coyotes singing over in the park.

2012-12-31 11.47.19Mrs. Animal has a coterie of tame squirrels that take peanuts from her hands, (unsalted – it’s not at all good for wildlife to give them salted foods) and at the feeder we see a steady stream of English sparrows, house finches, chickadees and blue jays.  Lately we have had a flock of mallards coming around in the mornings to enjoy the corn we put down for the jays and squirrels.

Squirrel! While Mrs. Animal grew up in one of America’s major cities and yr. obdt. traces roots to rural Iowa, neither of us cares much for living in town.  Having some wildlife around helps, so we encourage them.

Although, I admit, the sight of the mallards makes me hungry for roast duck.

Speaking of America’s major cities, it seems Chicago is closing 2012 out with a bang – literally.  The Other McCain points out:

Chicago’s problem is not guns, it’s hoodlums, and unless and until Chicago decides to get serious about busting hoodlums — a zero-tolerance policy that aims at the absolute eradication of the Gangster Disciples and every other dope gang in the city — all the gun-control laws in the world are nothing but a sick joke on the citizenry.

Convicted felons have no right to have guns, so the first step toward disarming the gangsters is to start targeting them for increased police scrutiny and prosecuting them to the max. Throw the book at every hoodlum you catch with a dime bag in his pocket or a busted turn signal on his car. Bust ‘em at every opportunity.

This is of course correct.  In the course of my business I spend a lot of time performing and teaching others to perform root cause analysis, to determine the ultimate cause of quality issues.  In this kind of analysis, one paramount rule is this:  A tool is never a cause.

h43299470Problems, be they quality issues or crime, are caused by people; by the actions or inactions of individuals.  Chicago will never, say again never solve their crime problems until they address the root cause – criminals.  Passing more gun controls won’t help; criminals will ignore those new laws, just as they currently ignore all of Chicago’s oppressive anti-self-defense laws.  In the meantime, those laws have created an enormous pool of disarmed victims.

Maybe 2013 will bring some sanity to the Windy City.  I’m not optimistic, but anything is possible.

Speaking (again) of (another one of) America’s major cities, tomorrow morning it’s off to Minneapolis, to pick up where 2012 left off in another of the endless cycle of work.  Our best wishes to all True Believers for a happy, safe, healthy, sane and profitable 2013!  We must live large.

Saturday Evening Culture

For tonight’s cultural post, two beautiful country songbirds.  First up is Canadian songstress Shania Twain with Forever and For Always.

Second up is Sara Evans, with a tribute to Dads everywhere, You’ll Always Be My Baby.

Rule Five Friday

2012_12_28_Rule Five (1)Today’s Rule Five Friday post is intended to take us back to the balmy days of summer, as a partial antidote to the snow and cold much of the U.S. finds it in today.

I think we might need one of these to stay ahead of the perpetual chaos that is the Casa de Animal:  Advanced Humanoid Roboy to be ‘Born’ in Nine Months.  Excerpt:

Meet Roboy, “one of the most advanced humanoid robots,” say researchers at the Artificial Intelligence Laboratory of the University of Zurich.

Their 15 project partners and over 40 engineers and scientists are constructing Roboy as a tendon-driven robot modeled on human beings (robots usually have their motors in their joints, giving them that “robot” break-dance look), so it will move almost as elegantly as a human.

2012_12_28_Rule Five (2)Roboy will be a “service robot,” meaning it will execute services independently for the convenience of human beings, as in the movie Robot & Frank.

And since service robots share their “living space” with people, user-friendliness and safety, above all, are of great importance, roboticists point out.

Which is why “soft robotics” — soft to the touch, soft in their interaction, soft and natural in their movements — will be important, and Roboy will be covered with “soft skin,” making interacting with him safer and more pleasant.

2012_12_28_Rule Five (3)Let’s… just leave the “soft skin” topic alone for a second, lest we wander off into a discussion of a development in robotics that is perhaps inevitable.  What is interesting about this movement in robotics is this:  The development of an affordable personal service ‘bot could do for humaniform robots what Windows and the PC did for computing, namely, to make it easy and affordable for the main run of folks to have one in their home.  Think on that for a moment; even if a ‘bot cost, say, as much as an inexpensive car, what would it be worth to never again have to bother with household chores such as:

  1. 2012_12_28_Rule Five (4)Laundry
  2. Dishes
  3. Vacuuming
  4. Cleaning the gutters
  5. Cutting the grass
  6. Emptying the cat box
  7. Cleaning the bathrooms
  8. Taking out the trash

The list potentially goes on and on.

Of course, there’s no guarantee the first-generation Roboy be able to do all (or, indeed, any) of those things, but if it’s physically possible to make a humaniform robot that will do those things, then someone eventually will; the market will demand it.  The first person to design a true personal-service robot will become very, very rich indeed.  Bill Gates-type rich.  Like the rise of personal computing, the rise of personal robotics will change everything, from geriatric care to manufacturing to entertainment to household chores.

2012_12_28_Rule Five (5)It has ever been the role of personal technology, known in my youth as “labor-saving” devices, to make our personal lives more efficient and easier.  Robotics has the potential to take this a quantum leap farther.  Down side:  We’re already on the road to a completely sedentary society.  This won’t help that, except for the few that use the extra free time to get outdoors and engage in some healthful activity.

If a true personal service ‘bot was available today, I would be considering chipping in with my siblings to buy one for our elderly parents; the flaw in that plan is that the stubbornly self-reliant and technology-resistant Old Man would probably refuse to use it.

This will be an interesting development to watch.

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Animal’s Daily News

Splashing-BearsThe CATO Institute, a libertarian think tank of note, has published some interesting commentary on the possible breakup of the American republic.  Excerpt:

Is America too big? Is it time to break up the U.S.?

A week after the November election nearly 700,000 Americans from all 50 states had signed 69 secession petitions as part of the White House “We the People” online petition system. The missives requested the administration to peacefully allow states to leave the union. One petition advocated permitting states which seceded to form their own nation. A formal White House review is triggered by just 25,000 signatures.

Although President Obama’s reelection sparked the cascade of petitions, advocates cited other grounds. Daniel Miller, president of the Texas nationalist movement, claimed: “This is not a reaction to a person but to policy and what we see as a federal government that is so disconnected from its constituents and absolute no regard for what its purpose was.” He added that “self-determination is kind of the underpinning to all of this — the ability to provide Texas solutions to Texas problems.”

One Texas petition complained that America “continues to suffer economic difficulties stemming from the federal government’s neglect to reform domestic and foreign spending,” in contrast to the state, which “maintains a balanced budget and is the 15th largest economy in the world.” Many of the petitions cited America’s Declaration of Independence. Two state measures quoted Benjamin Franklin: “They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety.” One petition spoke of the necessity of separating from “a tyrannical government.” A related bumper sticker proclaimed: “Secede! From the United Socialist States of America.”

This is not the first time this idea has been brought up; it’s not even the first time since 1861.  The one time it was actually tried, it led to the American Civil War (or, as Maryland and Virginia-bred Mrs. Animal prefers to call it, the War of the Northern Aggression.)  Would a secession today lead to war?  Almost certainly not.  Abraham Lincoln was determined to hold the Union together by any means necessary, and employed the full power and rage of the Union Army to do so.  Would any political leader today have the same testicular fortitude if Alaska or Hawaii, for example, to announce they were going it alone?  Or Texas?  The current resident of 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue certainly does not, nor do any of his likely successors.  There are no Lincolns on the political horizon.

Sad-BearAs the Cato article points out, following George W. Bush’s 2004 re-election, some on the political left were circulating maps proposing a split between what they called “The United States of Canada” and “Jesusland,” presumably on the assumption that all of their political opponents must be mouth-breathing religious fundamentalists as a matter of course. So the calls for breakup of the Union seem tiresomely connected to whoever won the most recent elections.

In conclusion, Cato correctly points out “Secession isn’t likely to prove a practical answer. Instead of breaking up the United States of America, people should focus on devolving authority to states, localities, families, and individuals. Rediscovering federalism should become the new mantra in Washington.“  While yr. obdt. agrees, there is not only no Lincoln on the political horizon, neither is there a Goldwater.  Politicians on both sides of the aisle seem to all agree on the necessity of keeping the Imperial Federal leviathan well-fed, fat and happy even at the expense of future generations; “Federalism” is a concept all but forgotten in Washington.

The American Republic will end, sooner or later; every great civilization does.  The Cato Institute shares a name with a great man who saw first-hand the fall of the Roman Republic, and who took up arms in what proved to be a futile struggle against Caesar.  The American Republic is more likely, I think, to break up through apathy rather than conflict.  The breakup may well encompass more of North America; the U.S. already has what amounts to a failed Third World narco-state to the south, and Canada’s economic and political fate has ever been closely linked with the colossus to their south.  So what might a Balkanized North America look like?

One can easily picture five nations arising; the Atlantic Northeast, including New England, perhaps Canada’s maritime provinces, and likely extending west as far as the blue states of Michigan and Ohio and the Canadian province of Ontario.  The American Southeast differs politically and culturally from the northeast in a plethora of ways, and so would probably form a second nation made up mostly of the states of the former Confederacy.  The midwestern states would do well to form an alliance astride the Mississippi, where they would control the country’s best agricultural lands and the major water route to move those goods.

The Mountain West and Canada’s western provinces share a lot, culturally and economically, and if they could include the deep-water ports at Seattle and Vancouver they would make a viable nation.  And California?  It would probably be best for everyone else involved if the fiscal train wreck that is the Golden State were to just go its own way, sink or swim.

Sunset BearAlaska and Hawaii, in such a scenario, would almost certainly be left on their own.  Hawaii has a port that dominates the central Pacific and so would become a prime target for any resurgent Pacific military power; Alaska is remote, most of the state uninhabited, but it controls vast energy resources and could possibly survive for quite a while with an extraction economy.

Of course, that’s just one possible scenario of many.  I hope not to live to see it happen; I’m afraid my grandchildren will.