Time, I think, to reinstate another old tradition, as this sure seems like the day for it.  See for yourselves:

Man Claims ‘World’s Largest Penis’ Got Him Frisked At SFO.  Yes, really.  Excerpt:

A man famous for having one of the largest penises on record told CBS San Francisco that he was recently frisked by TSA agents at San Francisco International Airport after they suspected he was hiding something in his pants.

New York native Jonah Falcon, 41, said that he was returning from a weekend in San Francisco on July 9 when he was delayed by TSA agents who became curious about the bulge in his pants.

“TSA didn’t know what to make of the massive bulge on my thigh. Even after I went through that body scanner that shows you naked,” Falcon wrote on his Twitter page.

“They asked me if that’s a growth – and i said no, that’s my dick,” he said in a phone interview with CBS SF.

Shocked! Shocked, I say!

I…  I can’t add anything to that.

In other news, it seems there is one thing that can unite Jews and Muslims – a circumcision ban.  Whoops.  Excerpt:

Several prominent writers, including Michael Gerson of the Washington Post, rightfully challenged this recent legal decision by a local German court in Cologne, which would effectively criminalize ritual circumcision for infant males as an exercise of religious freedom for minority religious communities in the country.

Ich denke sie haben einen fehler gemacht. Ein schwerer fehler.

Happy Hump Day, True Believers.  Watch this space for more.