It’s beginning to look like Her Imperial Majesty Hillary I, Dowager Empress of Chappaqua, may be considering another run at the Imperial Mansion in 2020. Excerpt:
Hillary Clinton is up to something.
Five times in the last month alone, she sent e-mails touting her super PAC’s role in combating President Trump. Most seized on headline events, such as the family-separation issue at the southern border.
Under the message line, “horrific,” she wrote June 18: “This is a moral and humanitarian crisis. Everyone of us who has ever held a child in their arms, and every human being with a sense of compassion and decency should be outraged.” She said she warned about Trump’s immigration policies during the 2016 campaign.
Three days later, she was back again, saying that her group, Onward Together, raised $1 million and would split it among organizations working to change border policy, including the American Civil Liberties Union and a gaggle of immigrant, refugee, Latino and women’s groups.
And the day after Supreme Court Justice Anthony Kennedy announced his retirement, Clinton introduced a newly minted resistance partner. Called Demand Justice, it promises to protect “reproductive rights, voting rights and access to health care” by keeping Senate Democrats united in opposing any conservative Trump nominee.
Let’s be real about this; Her Imperial Majesty doesn’t give two hoots about the well-being of your average America nor about the finscal well-being of the nation. That’s not why she’s doing this. I really think it’s more her Brobdingnagian sense of entitlement that keeps her coming back. 2016 was like 2000 in one respect; in both cases, the election’s loser was driven to a mental breakdown by the unexpected loss.
Her Royal Highness’s thinking is along the lines of “But I was supposed to win! I WAS SUPPOSED TO WIN!” And she just can’t let it go.
Unlikely as it seems, President Trump should be hoping beyond hope that the Democrats are unsavvy enough to nominate Her Imperial Majesty for another run. Not only is she the most deeply and fundamentally corrupt political figure since Huey Long, her cascading health issues, low energy and abrasive personality would pretty much guarantee the President a second term. It doesn’t help that Her Royal Highness comes across as a shrieking harpy whenever she tries to address a crowd.
So, yes, Your Imperial Majesty, please run again! Another Clinton campaign will surely provide some of the best unintentional comedy.