Animal’s Hump Day News

Happy Hump Day!
Sunset at the lake.

It’s amazing what a week’s vacation will do for you.  I am now tanned, rested, and reasonably ready to forage into the news of the day to bring you all links that I find interesting/enraging/both.  The trouble is, I come back from my vacation to find plenty of stuff that’s enraging.  But at least, for a few more days, I can close my eyes and cast myself back to the Lake of the Ozarks, where there are a few more large-mouth bass I didn’t catch.

And so:

On To the Links!

Media Fail I.

Media Fail II.

Shot.

Chaser.

Speaking of:  Florida sheriffs to Florida citizens:  Better arm yourselves.  And more people are turning to the Second Amendment in the wake of riots and looting.

Meanwhile, these black lives apparently don’t matter.

Nor do these.

Easy answer:  Get the government out of education altogether.

This Week’s Idiots:

NYC Black Lives Matter leader Hawk Newsome is an idiot, and a racist fuckstick.  Relevant quote:  His vision for the Bronx is similarly militant — a black and brown sovereign nation with its own self-policing force. 

Like Zimbabwe?  Honestly, there are plenty of “black and brown sovereign nations” around the world this asshole could move to.  Why not try that?  See how it works out for you.

Politico’s Ryan Lizza is an idiot.

Joe Biden’s tax plan was crafted by idiots.  You sure as hell know senile old Joe didn’t come up with it.

The DNC’s social media people are idiots.

And So…

I don’t have much by the way of comments today other than what I’ve already written, so to ease your disappointment, here’s a little more from the archives:

With that, we return you to your Wednesday, already in progress.