Animal’s Hump Day News

Happy Hump Day!

On to the links!

Want to know the best place in the Middle East to be an Arab Muslim?  Israel.

Do you live in Chicago?  Get the hell out.  Now!

Sally Kohn is an idiot.

Joy Behar is an idiot.

The editorial staff of The Guardian are idiots.

The Washington Examiner examines (hah) the freak show that is the Democrat’s Presidential field.

Meanwhile, President Trump’s Electoral College margin may be increasing.

I love a happy ending.  This one rates an excerpt:

Another gun control talking point has been debunked after a pregnant woman, who remains unnamed, used an AR-15 to defend herself and her family from a violent home invasion. 

Masked individuals broke into her Florida home and severely beat her husband, who suffered serious injuries. He thought he was going to die. 

Not the actual person.

“I’ve got a fractured eye socket, a fractured sinus cavity, a concussion, 20 stitches and three staples in my head. I took a severe beating,” Jeremy King told Spectrum News Bay Area 9.

“They came in heavily hooded and masked. As soon as they had got the back door opened, they had a pistol on me and was grabbing my 11-year-old daughter,” he continued, saying the masked men were asking for money. “It became real violent, real fast.”

King said the two suspects grabbed his 11-year old daughter and his wife grabbed their AR-15. She shot one of them, who then ran out of the house and died in a ditch nearby. The other suspect is still on the run. 

Neanderthals made necklaces.  We’re increasingly finding out these people were more sophisticated that we thought, and that’s fascinating.

Daylight Savings Time sucks.  Thanks, Captain Obvious.

Here is the story of Denver International Airport’s hideous Demon Horse.

Colorado may be turning blue, but it turns out that concealed-carry permits are at an all-time high.  Coincidence?

On that well-armed note, we return you to your Wednesday, already in progress.