Animal’s Hump Day News

Happy Hump Day!

This seems appropriate for a Hump Day post:  New Zealand stripper is now a SEX WITCH – and specialises in ‘orgasm boosting spells.’  Excerpt:

Shaney Marie, 31, has swapped her sleazy career for a new life helping couples and dissatisfied singletons have more fulfilling sex lives.

The New Zealander was inspired to make the change after realising her male customers at the strip club weren’t looking for boobs to ogle, they were looking for a deeper meaning of their own life.

She said: “When I was a stripper, I noticed most men were coming to me in search of deeper connections and had nowhere else to turn to.

“I looked back to ancient times. There were once temples where men would seek counsel and healing from erotic dancers. This has been distorted.

“Modern strip clubs are a power play. Men objectify women, but women objectify them with their wallets.

Yes, this is her. And yes, would.

“It is no longer a place of love and there is not a lot of respect on either side of the sexes. I decided to return to the older roots and bring on an awakening.

Well, at least she has the looks for it.

Seriously, though, where the hell were women like this when I was 18?  Granted, they may have been around, just not online – there was no “online” in 1979, after all.

Anyway…  So Ms. Marie has found a novel way to earn a living.  There are plenty who will wail about the morality of it all, but I’m not one of them.  If all parties to these transactions are willing participants, more power to her – may she make a ton of Aussie dollars in the process.  These days I see no need to visit a sex witch myself; I have Mrs. Animal, after all, who is all the sex witch I need.  But a free market, capitalist society should welcome all manner of entrepreneurship.

This is just another example.

  • Andrew Pearce

    A sex witch? She has the notion of a potion for the motion?

    One wonders if after, will the sex witch make me a sand witch?

    • I imagine she has quite a few notions, and were I a younger, unattached man, yes, would.

      As for the sandwich – well, if her culinary skills match her sex-witch skills, that may be one hell of a sandwich.