Rule Five DNA Test Friday

Fauxcohantas Warren (D-MA):  I may be 1/1024th Native American!

Lindsay Graham (R-SC):  Hold my beer!  Excerpt:

Sen. Lindsey Graham, R-S.C., is ready to show up Sen. Elizabeth Warren, saying Tuesday he plans to take a DNA test to find out whether he has more Native American heritage than she does.

“I’m going to take a DNA test,” Graham told “Fox and Friends” on Tuesday. “I’ve been told my grandmother was part Cherokee Indian. It may all just be talk.”

Graham said he would reveal the results on the show in a couple weeks.

“This is my Trump moment. This is reality TV,” Graham quipped.

Graham said he did not think much about his heritage until Warren released her DNA results concluding she may be between 1/1024 and 1/64 Native American.

“I’m dying to know,” Graham said. “I think I can beat her.”

I have to say, I’m really enjoying this new Lindsey Graham.  We all saw, live and on television, his “enough is e-goddamn-nough” moment during the Kavanaugh nomination hearings.  We’ve seen more of this new Senator Graham since.  It’s a big change from the old Senator Graham, and whether it was those aforementioned hearings or something else that led to his road-to-Damascus moment, the result is a big improvement.

But, back to Fauxcohantas Warren.

I don’t think there’s much doubt that Senator Warren is positioning herself for a run at the 2020 Democratic Presidential nomination.  GOP campaign managers and President Trump are no doubt chortling with glee at that prospect, although personally I think she has very little chance of getting the Dem nod.  I think one of the younger hotshots like Cory Booker or Kamala Harris is more likely.

President Trump probably isn’t too worried about running against either of them, either.  Both are considerably farther to the political Left than the American mainstream, symptomatic of a political world in which forty years ago President Trump’s positions would have been in the mainstream of moderate Democrats like Zell Miller.

It’s highly doubtful that the Democrats will listen to me, but their best chances to seize the Imperial Mansion in 2020 – sadly – may be to run daffy old Uncle Joe Biden.  Joe’s a bit of a nut and seems to be a little too handsy for this new #metoo world, but he’s also an experienced campaigner with lots of friends in Washington and elsewhere in the Democrat establishment.

Fauxcohantas Warren has succeeded in making herself a laughing-stock with this DNA business.  The best thing she could have done for her political future was to pretend she never said anything about it and hope for the whole thing to blow over – but there’s that pesky bit about her quota hiring at Harvard…

…So, maybe she saw the DNA test as one last Hail Mary to retaining some kind of relevancy outside of Massachusetts.  Who knows?

 

Rule Five All Politics is Local Friday

This bright morning finds Mrs. Animal and yr. obdt. back in sunny Colorado, where moments from now loyal sidekick Rat and I will climb into the inestimable Rojito and go afield to do battle with antlered ungulates.  As mentioned earlier, watch for some more Teutonic totty as placeholders whilst we are afield; normal news posts should resume a week from today.

But for now, here’s some Colorado news.  We have a gubernatorial election this year, and as is often the case, the Democrat candidate, one Jared Polis, is having trouble explaining how he would pay for his ambitious agenda for our fair state.  Excerpt:

Republican state Treasurer Walker Stapleton’s clear goal was to call U.S. Rep. Jared Polis “radical and extreme” as many times as possible in their hour-long gubernatorial debate Monday night at Colorado State University-Pueblo.

Polis, the Boulder Democrat, didn’t bristle at the steady barrage from Stapleton, but neither did he answer it with what the GOP candidate demanded— details on how Polis intends to pay for an ambitious agenda that includes affordable health care, free pre-school and kindergarten classes.

Polis, who is a multi-millionaire from starting and selling companies, said he would work as governor to lower prescription drug prices, find other solutions in providing better care and could even work with President Trump.

“The time for name-calling is passed,” he told Stapleton, who clearly didn’t think so.

“If you will tell these people how you will pay for it, I’ll stop calling you a radical,” Stapleton shot back.

Polis denied he was either radical or extreme, saying Oklahoma provides free pre-school to students “And if Oklahoma can do it, we can do it.”

Now, to be fair, Colorado has changed politically in the thirty years I’ve lived here, but it hasn’t been Californicated to the point (yet) where a Ocasio-Cortez or Pelosi could be elected to statewide office.  Our current governor, John Hickenlooper, is as close to a moderate Democrat as you’ll find these days.  And, while I’d prefer to see Walker Stapleton win this fall, smart money in our increasingly-purple state tells me we’ll probably be dealing with Jared Polis for the next four to eight years.

But moderate (hopefully) though he may be, Jared Polis still has one failing common to Democrats and, to be fair, to plenty of Republican as well – he has a lot of big ideas, but honestly very little idea how much they will cost or how he plans to pay for them.

But here’s the catch:  Colorado’s Constitution demands the state’s budget be balanced.

Wouldn’t it be nice to have something like that at the Imperial level?  Don’t  hold your breath, though, until Congress votes to tighten up those vote-buying purse strings.

Animal’s Daily Imperial Civility News

Her Imperial Majesty Hillary I, Dowager Empress of Chappaqua, is at it again.  Excerpt:

The most prominent Democrat in the country has, for all intents and purposes, just given a green light to every left-wing kook and violent sociopath to be uncivil to Republicans.

Hillary Clinton said on CNN, “You cannot be civil with a political party that wants to destroy what you stand for, what you care about,” as reported by Fox News.

Speaking to CNN’s Christiane Amanpour, the 2016 Democratic presidential nominee said, “That’s why I believe, if we are fortunate enough to win back the House and/or the Senate, that’s when civility can start again. But until then, the only thing Republicans seem to recognize and respect is strength.”

Clinton’s comments come amid escalating attacks against Republican lawmakers and Trump administration officials by left-wing activists.

I may be wrong but I haven’t heard of any Democrats and their families being chased out of restaurants or threatened with bodily harm by mobs. Nor have I heard about their personal information being published online.

Republican Sen. Cory Gardner, R-Colo.,  said Sunday his wife had received a graphic text message with a video depicting a beheading, after Gardner voted to confirm Brett Kavanaugh to the Supreme Court. Before and after the vote, thousands of demonstrators stormed the halls of Congress and steps of the Supreme Court to protest Kavanaugh.

Last week, Democratic intern Jackson Cosko, who recently worked as an unpaid intern for Rep. Sheila Jackson Lee, D-Texas, also was arrested for posting the personal information of Sens. Lindsey Graham, R-S.C., Mike Lee, R-Utah, and Orrin Hatch, R-Utah on Wikipedia — including their home addresses.

So, where are all the doxxings by people on the right?  Where are the confrontations, the shouting, the torching of police cars, the attacks with bike locks?

As a minarchist libertarian, I’ve had occasion to criticize both of the traditional sides of the political spectrum from time to time.  But when it comes to this kind of assholery, it always seems to come from the radical Left.

Yes, yes, I know, Tim McVeigh (over twenty years ago) and the white supremacist assholes in Charlotte a year or so back.  Fair enough.  But on the Left (as witness the recent buffoonery around the Kavanaugh nomination) it’s beginning to become a habit – and Her Imperial Highness is stoking the partisan flames.

I’m sure I’m joined by plenty of rational Democrats who wise she would just shut up and go away.

Animal’s Hump Day News

Güten Buckel-Tag!

Nothing in particular leaps out at me this early morning, so here are some random notes and thoughts instead.

UN Ambassador Nikki Haley has resigned, effective at year’s end.  That’s a loss for the Trump Administration; she was pretty damn good in that role.  Seeing who the President picks as her replacement should be entertaining.

Crisper gene-editing tech is now being used to (sort of, but not really) bring back extinct species.  Except they’re really just diddling existing species to have some traits of extinct species.  But here’s the line that caught my eye:

Crispr has produced disease-resistant chickens and hornless dairy cattle.

Uh, breeders have been producing hornless livestock for a century or so.  Look up polled livestock.

For those of you who are of a religious bent:  Of late I’ve been hearing a fair amount of advertising on satellite radio for TaxTiger.com, a tax-remediation service that advertises to help you with your ta x bills while operating on “Christian principles.”  Serious question here; what Christian principles are involved in solving tax problems?  I lack any religious background but am reasonably well-read on comparative religions, having read such works as Sir George Fraser’s The Golden Bough, the Qur’an, and two or three versions of the Bible.  But I can’t think of anything that might apply to a company of this kind.  Can anyone clarify?  I find myself genuinely curious, but then I’m of a curious nature on all things.

Finally, here’s an interesting take on a side effect of the entire Kavanaugh kerfuffle.

And on that judicial note, we return you to your Wednesday, already in progress.

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